laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
can we just appreciate the fact that my best friend, who in the past struggled with an eating disorder, called out my gym teacher bc he says a size 3 for women is “ideal”
(((The average now for women is a size 14)))
DUDE GOD BLESS HER
I can’t tell you how happy this makes me
YOU GO GIRL!!
oh my god yes
fucking YES GIRL UR MY HERO
Reblogged so fast. ”How dareyou?”
GURL YOU TELL THAT BITCH
but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
The first nine things babies don’t know are fascinating..,but the last one will blow your mind.
dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it
that post was definitely worth reading
UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE
One time when I was in high school, a guy’s mom called me and broke up with me for him. There was another time where I was on a date, and I tripped and broke my kneecap, and the guy said he wasn’t “feeling it,” so he left and I waited for an ambulance. One time I was dating this guy for a while, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me never to call him again. One guy broke up with me while we were in the shower together. Skywriting isn’t always positive. Another time a guy invited me to a beautiful picnic with wine and flowers, and then when I tried to sit down, he said, “Don’t eat anything. Rebecca’s coming.” And then he broke up with me. - Leslie Knope