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Hello! I'm absolutely terrible at writing descriptions...... So I'm Cassandra, I live in the U.S. I tried to keep it a Dark Shadows blog but that failed miserably so now I suppose it's just a general kind of Helena, Tim, and Johnny blog with lots of unnecessary stuff. This not going well so I'm just going to stop talking now... But my little message box thing is always open!
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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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flowercrownsfor5sos:

trust-me-imadoctor:

cutebabe:

noose:

timeandspacelocked:

theperksofbeing-kate:

sexual-phan:

marinasexual:

can we just appreciate the fact that my best friend, who in the past struggled with an eating disorder, called out my gym teacher bc he says a size 3 for women is “ideal”

(((The average now for women is a size 14)))

DUDE GOD BLESS HER

I can’t tell you how happy this makes me

YOU GO GIRL!!

oh my god yes

fucking YES GIRL UR MY HERO

Reblogged so fast.  ”How dareyou?”

GURL YOU TELL THAT BITCH

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vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

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kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

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edwardspoonhands:

The first nine things babies don’t know are fascinating..,but the last one will blow your mind.

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fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

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One time when I was in high school, a guy’s mom called me and broke up with me for him. There was another time where I was on a date, and I tripped and broke my kneecap, and the guy said he wasn’t “feeling it,” so he left and I waited for an ambulance. One time I was dating this guy for a while, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me never to call him again. One guy broke up with me while we were in the shower together. Skywriting isn’t always positive. Another time a guy invited me to a beautiful picnic with wine and flowers, and then when I tried to sit down, he said, “Don’t eat anything. Rebecca’s coming.” And then he broke up with me. - Leslie Knope

One time when I was in high school, a guy’s mom called me and broke up with me for him. There was another time where I was on a date, and I tripped and broke my kneecap, and the guy said he wasn’t “feeling it,” so he left and I waited for an ambulance. One time I was dating this guy for a while, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me never to call him again. One guy broke up with me while we were in the shower together. Skywriting isn’t always positive. Another time a guy invited me to a beautiful picnic with wine and flowers, and then when I tried to sit down, he said, “Don’t eat anything. Rebecca’s coming.” And then he broke up with me. - Leslie Knope

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