being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
#that’s disgusting and wrong I don’t even get… why would I… it’s none of your… #you have THE NERVE the audacity #and how do I know frankly that you are not a drug dealer? #maybe you are #maybe you are trying to throw me off #HMMMM CHECK AND MATE #this is an outrage! #WHO DO I CALL?!
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen